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    Arbor Day

    Dan Lambe’s Top Tree Jokes

    By Dan Lambe | April 27, 2016

    1.) What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sept-TIMBER!   (You have to yell Timber) 2.) What kind of tree can you fit in your hand? A Palm tree 3.) Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark 4.) What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks 5.) What did Luke Skywalker say to the tree on Arbor Day? May the FOREST be with you! 6.) What is a tree’s favorite drink? ROOT beer.…

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